Services this Sunday (5th in Ordinary time)
Morning service will be led by Robin
HYMNS: 11, 109, 592, 272, National Anthem v1.
Hankelow with Woore
At Hankelow : The service will be led by Paul Jackson
Services next Sunday (6th in Ordinary time)
The service at Audlem will be led by Chris Denney
Hankelow with Woore: The service at Hankelow will be led by Yvonne Alcock.
Each Sunday the service from Audlem Methodist Church will be live streamed. You can access the service by the following link; https://www.audlemmethodistchurch.org.uk/live-service.html or by visiting www.audlemmethodistchurch.org.uk and clicking on the 'watch the service live' link at the top of the page.
There has been a change to the pattern for the Ecumenical zoom services and the next one will be on Sunday 13th February. (There is not a zoom service this Sunday).The links and service sheet will be sent out as usual next weekend.
Some more amusing items:
I saw my neighbour steal my socks off my washing line. I was going to confront him but I got cold feet.
Just found a plain clothes officer in my spare bed. It seems he's working under cover.
I want to make an insurance claim for my stolen watch. Unfortunately, I don't have the time.
Stay alert everyone: I hear the local postie has been stealing ltrs again.
Police arrested two youths for stealing car batteries and some fireworks. They've charged one and let the other off.
Have you heard of the judge with no thumbs? Mr. Justice Fingers.
I was in court the other day. The jury was described as "Twelve Good Men and True", but I think they must have dismissed True because there were definitely only twelve of them.
The next newsletter will be on Sunday 20th February. Please send any items for inclusion to firstname.lastname@example.org by 5pm on Fridays